Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy V Day!

I bet you were expecting a story today. You were probably even expecting to see part 6 of The Winter Storm, but I fooled you. Okay, it wasn’t exactly intentional. My plans were to have part 6 up today, but obviously that ship sailed, without part 6 aboard no less. I could give you excuses. I did come down with a nasty head cold on Friday and it did last all the way through the weekend. In fact, I’m still not 100% better today. Of course, you probably don’t want to hear my excuses. After all, you were looking for part 6 and it’s simply not here.
So, what are we going to do since part 6 isn’t around? I can hear a consensus already agreeing on someone sporting a red backside. I’m certainly not one to circumvent majority rules and therefore I’ve decided to oblige you all. Besides, this hurts all of you much more than it hurts me, right?
Hey, I didn’t say it would be my backside, just that someone would have a red one. Who knows what she did, but obviously it was way worse than anything I’ve ever done. If it wasn’t, then why is my bottom still white and no pictures of it are floating around on the web? Yeah, answer that smarties.
Anyway, I suppose you’ll just have to settle for my sincere wishes that each and everyone of you has a wonderful Valentine’s Day. Oh, and part 6 will be here next Monday. I promise. Really, I swear. C’mon, it’ll be here and you know it. Well, maybe it’ll be here. I’m sure I’ll finish revising it by then. It can’t be that bad, could it? No. It’ll be here. I’m sure of it. How about you?


AL said...


Thanks for the update and like the new placement on the picture.Hope you get to a hundred percent soon.
Happy Valentines Day
AL :)

hedgehog said...

I hope you had a lovely Valentine's Day, Ash, and thank you for the 'hot-bottom' picture!

We'll forgive for the no-appearance of Part 6, but please don't make us wait TOO long for it - it's so very good!


Paul said...

Ash, sorry to hear that you are unwell, looking forward to your full recovery, and next Monday.
Love and warm hugs,

Steve said...

What a disappointing group of wimps. The woman is practically begging for a spanking and what does she get, a series of get well posts! And on Valentines Day, the yearly holiday celebrating red bottoms!

Ashley J said...

Thanks everyone. It was a rough week. I'm feeling a bit better now, but still fighting off the last of it. Another week or so and I should be perfect.