It’s that time again. If you guessed that means I’m doing something different again, well, you know me too well and should probably take a break from reading this blog. Don’t worry, I won’t be mandating a break, in fact, for those who like visiting multiple times a week, I’m going to give you a reason to do it other than re-reading Monday’s post. Yes, you read correctly. ITS will now be posting more than one time a week. Isn’t that amazing? Just say yes, or nod your head and nobody gets hurt.
As of June 1, 2011 I will be posting a new part from my latest story, three, yes that’s right, 3 times per week. Start the fireworks, turn up the music, and dance like the world is going to end. If you’re into Rapture predictions, we’ve only got until October 21 and if the Rapture isn’t your thing, the Mayans only gave us until December 21, 2012, so in short, the end is near anyway. Okay, the world probably won’t be ending anytime soon, but that’s no reason not to throw a party when world altering events happen, like yours truly posting a full 3 days a week. It’s okay, you can jump up and down and it’s unlikely anyone will see you.
After very careful consideration and hours of debate, I chose three very special days of the week for this prestigious honor. Obviously, Monday had to be included. That’s been the day for some time in which hordes of spanking inclined readers congregate on ITS to enjoy the latest salacious words from my keyboard. And of course Friday had to be included as well seeing as that was the original posting day when ITS first began. For the third day, I flipped a coin, created a hugely complex algorithm, prayed in all four directions of the globe, consulted a psychic, trekked to the farthest corners of the Earth, and meditated while standing on burning coals. The answer seemed obvious and so I checked and rechecked myself until finally I settled on the humpiest day of the week, Wednesday.
To recap, ITS will now be posting three times a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. How long will this miraculous feat continue? If God knows, he isn’t talking, but if you ask me, and I know I’m not God or even a fallen angel, I would say it should last until the end of June at least. Why the end of June? Well the obvious answer, and the correct one by the way, is that I have a story all planned out and fitted perfectly for three days a week posting through the end of June.
For the insanely curious and anyone else who would just like to know, the new story is called When Becky Came. She’ll be arriving on June 1, 2011, although her own calendar might be subtracting 32 or 33 years. Don’t worry, she’s not a time traveler, just a brat. And we all know ITS readers love brats.
We’ll see how things go, how many people enjoy stopping by three times a week and reading the slightly shorter bits of story, and take it from there when it comes to July. So, please let me know if you love the new format, hate the new format, or just wish I’d shut up.
ps. Happy Memorial Day!